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The Hills Are Almost Alive

August 11, 2008

Only 7 days before we can:

1.    Witness  uncomfortable pauses and rolling of the eyes

2.    See the latest fashion trends being sported for a “casual night at home”

3.    Further question the scripted vs. real theories

4.    Confirm Spencer ‘s Douche Bag status  (oh wait, confirmed)

5.    Ponder the eternal importance of “like” friendship, loyalty and “like” other deep stuff

6.    Hope for one reality show to intersect with another – like when Brody was on Keeping Up With the Kardashians or maybe Lauren will run into Denise Richards, have lunch with Tori Spelling or stare blankly at Pam Anderson

7.    Witness Lauren’s new line up of man/fame whores – all of which are still a major step above Jason Wahler

8.    Wonder how any of them can afford to live in a giant mansion in LA, even with all their reality TV money

9.    Escape to a glamorous life for 30 minutes every Monday night – and escape AWAY from Monday night football

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One Comment leave one →
  1. Cindy permalink
    August 12, 2008 1:29 pm

    Oh, my. How you make me laugh, Katherine Lemons! Thank you!

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