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August 22, 2008


 Residents in over 15 counties spread across California, Texas and Arizona have reported an unusually high amount of side braids.  Reports flooded various news stations on Monday August 18th at around 10:00, 9:00 central.  Eye witnesses claim that the side braids were usually paired with oversized sunglasses, a large “hobo” style bag and sometimes, but not always, a blousy yet trendy top.  Channel 5 in Laguna Beach, California cornered one such side braid sporter, here is what she said: “Like, um, well, it’s just, like, um, (insert blank stare), wait, what was the question again….oh, oh, I can see my reflection in your sunglasses, aren’t I pretty?”  Channel 5 reporters said a conclusive interview was not able to be provided as the interviewee soon became distracted by shiny things, their own reflection and various other elements.


P.S. For those of you NOT watching The Hills (both of you) this is a Hills reference and just for your information I will be sporting the side braid tonight.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Cindy permalink
    August 24, 2008 12:06 pm

    Okay, so I’m one of the two not watching The Hills. I feel so left out and uniformed. I bet it comes on after 8:00, right? Wah!

  2. Gigi permalink
    August 25, 2008 4:10 pm

    The braid was HAWT!

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