Serving Up Some Whoop..Uh…Butt
June 7, 2010
Tomorrow Chad and I will have our very first tennis lesson. So of course I have to prepare with court appropriate attire. Which = SHOPPING! Because I don’t think I want to stand outside in 100 degree heat in yoga pants or skinny jeans, my only current options. So yesterday I ventured to Sports Authority and then Dicks Sporting Goods. I was hoping to just run in to SA and grab something but it appeared that all of their employees were on a smoke break, 12 years old, or behind the register in anticipation of a customer actually finding what they need on their own and then wanting to purchase it. In fact, I approached a young lady at the register to ask if anyone was in ladies apparel:
Me: Is anyone available to help me in the woman’s department.
Employee: No, probably not.
Me: Oh, um, ok, so…..I only saw one rack of tennis stuff is there more.
Employee: Maybe. I don’t really know. There might be something else if you really dig.
Me: Ok (but really thinking to myself: you unprofessional, obnoxious little twit, why don’t you at least climb out from behind that register and pretend like you get paid to work here).
Luckily I was able to overcome the generally incompetent staff of the sporting goods stores. So tomorrow at 6:00 PM I will be ready to school Chad!
Checklist:
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Nike tennis skirt
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Matching Nike top (ok perhaps this wasn’t a MUST but don’t tell Chad that)
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12 year old racket from high school
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The memory of my glory days of tennis
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The need to seriously beat Chad and excel as class favorite
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Any actual current ability to play tennis – crap, well, 5 out of 6 ain’t bad
Look here I am in my new outfit (with hair extensions…did I also mention I have been working out and reversing any signs of aging at the same time?):
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You look absolutely smashing, dear!
Thanks for letting everyone know your husband is going to being playing tennis.! He really appreciates that!
Heu, I know Schmad! He schmocks!